Stuff blows up real good.

Little else needs to be said about “The Expendables,” an old-school throwback to 80s-era action movies, written, directed by and starring Sylvester Stallone. Assembling the greatest (and cheesiest) action stars of the last 30 years, “The Expendables” wastes little time on plot or character development.

What we have here instead are blood, bullets and bone-crushing fight sequences. Knife throwing and tough talking. Explosions and double-crosses. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis join the fun for a few minutes.

Fact is, you already know if you’re going to like this movie or not.

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